Origin Story

My career began at the prestigious yet ultra secretive Department of Dildonics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology with the seminal paper based on my graduate work: M. Roaster et al. “Stretch stimulus of Golgi-Mazzoni bodies in the anal canal mediate delayed hyperpolarization in clitoral synapses of the Krause corpuscle” Nature, 304(18) 1983. I soon had my own lab and enjoyed many productive years understanding the biology of the orgasm. However, the years working in the trenches and competing against the brightest minds for grant funding took their toll. I felt the exhaustion, burnout, ennui, and a yearning for something more.

That is when I decided to take my best Post Doc, the Corn Maestro, and work to bring cutting edge technology to make consistent powerful orgasms more accessible to the great people of this land. I hope you will find that the Spit Roaster Flat Mount and Wand Mount will open up entirely new dimensions of sexual exploration in the comfort of your own bed.

Roast on!

Dr. R.